Here are some funny quotes from some pretty funny people…
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not wounded — dead.”
- Woody Allen
“For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
- Johnny Carson
“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
-Ben Franklin
“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.”
-Mark Twain
“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
-Unknown
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
-Winston Churchill
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!”
-Phyllis Diller
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