Your Morning Cereal – The Pen of Mark Twain

Here is some witty humor from Mark Twain…

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

“Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.”

“I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

 “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”

 

 

 

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