A man who couldn’t help shouting “Woo-woo!” or “Great song!” or “Good burn,” or “You go, girl!”, was a victim of a gym assault.
Stuart Sugarman, a hedge fund manager testified yesterday, taking the stand as the victim in the bizarre case of a New York City gym assault, the New York Post reported.
“These are words that would get me charged up and really come out automatically.”
Manhattan prosecutors say that because of his annoying hooting and bellowing, Sugarman was brutally tipped up and off his exercise bike last summer by an irate stockbroker. Christopher Carter, had been sitting two bikes down at an Equinox gym at 85th Street and Third Avenue and was ticked off by the distractions. So…he tipped Sugarman over.
Carter is fighting a possible year in jail on the misdemeanor charges.
The moral is, don’t go to a gym where stock brokers work out. The economy isn’t doing so well right now! Or, just exercise and keep your trap shut. I don’t know…
Read the full article here…