Your Morning Cereal – Funny Quotes

“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” –Woody Allen

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” –George Burns

“I just installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious” –Steven Wright

“He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'”  –Jack Handy 

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One response to “Your Morning Cereal – Funny Quotes

  1. Hey! I just needed to say thank you for sharing your opinions with your blog. After reading through the entry, I am interested in some of your ideas about the recent incidents of violence in Nigeria. Appreciate it.

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